the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
Hey there, welcome to my blog. I love Homestuck, Hetalia, and many other things. I also love playing the piano (although I am not very good) and jellyfish. I hope to one day make some close friends on this site, but I have a bit of trouble posting original things because I am scared of looking like an idiot (heck, it's even hard for me to write this). I generally just reblog stuff. Regardless, I hope you enjoy!!! ^_^
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